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2011-07-20

Tuesday's Tweets

06:21 @alwayscoffee Poor baby. I'd offer to kiss it and make it better, but you know: poison ivy.
09:06 I got 77 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:58 @hellobuglers I read it as "Don't blame me. I vas just givink orders."
11:02 Gotta say @feliciaday was nerdorable on last night's #eureka. Did I just invent a word? It needed to be done.
15:24 Prosecutorial misconduct in the Casey Anthony case. Why won't they be disciplined for such a massive lapse? http://huff.to/oNQrZs
15:39 Is it my imagination, or did last night's @TheDailyShow not bother to bleep bullshit? I guess The Poop really doesn't Stop Here.
18:47 @KeithOlbermann Half who replied, maybe. I don't expect your audience to be so credulous.

2011-07-19

Monday's Tweets

08:05 Herman Cain is a bigot. Herman Cain is a doofus. Therefore all bigots are doofuses? (Or would that be doofi?) http://wapo.st/rkPjvx
09:02 Fox News & WSJ see News Corp as the victim in the phone hacking scandal. "No story here", they say. http://bit.ly/nnMTPT
09:04 Listening to two coworkers enthuse about family vacations at Disney World. I want to barf. I mean, how white bread can you be?
09:06 I got 6 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:19 @scapersuse The WSJ was always conservative, but since Murdoch bought them, they've become a house organ for the Repugs. Awful and sad.

2011-07-18

Sunday's Tweets

09:02 I got 14 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
13:38 Just finished shooting with an amazing blonde. Now enjoying BBQ across the street from the studio. How convenient!
13:43 @reduced One Man Star Wars Trilogy has already done it. With a reduced cast even!
18:09 RT @BreakingNews: CORRECTION: Obama making a personnel announcement tomorrow [Not a personal announcement? Now I'm disappointed.]

2011-07-17

Saturday's Tweets

06:58 Planning to use Central Expressway through Sunnyvale to get to my shoot this morning. Hope the 405 closure doesn't affect me. #Carmageddon
08:03 @JustaSunGod iPhone & iPad upgrade went without a hitch. Are you sure it didn't just move the icons around?
13:02 Back from this morning's shoot. I guess #carmageddon doesn't extend this far north. What a relief!
13:32 Byte Magazine is back, and their first anti-Apple screed is so pathetic, they end up retracting it and apologizing. http://bit.ly/qCCUcN

2011-07-16

Friday's Tweets

09:05 Comment on this article calls Sarah Palin "all antlers and no moose". Wish I'd thought of that one. http://bit.ly/pZcdlT
09:52 Good News/Bad News: Bad: both my shoots for this weekend were postponed. Good: I found two substitutes that should be fun.
10:09 Just got a ticket to Stuffed & Unstrung with Brian Henson at SF Sketchfest in August. So excited! http://www.sfsketchfest.com/schedule/
10:41 RT @TomTomUSA: Ever wish u could just sore above all the #traffic? http://bit.ly/nhF8HR [Hope that's a typo!]
13:17 Marcus Bachmann is delusional, a lying sack, or more likely both. He's also a cartoonish buffoon. http://bit.ly/n8smbL

2011-07-15

Thursday's Tweets

08:10 Fascinating @ggreenwald takedown of Wired Magazine on their withholding Bradley Manning chat logs. http://bit.ly/plIZNi
08:17 @ToryBelleci Yep. And we get to keep having fun watching you have fun!
12:09 See, I didn't know Slave Leia was a problem! http://bit.ly/pTSbwJ
12:27 RT @DepressedDarth: JK Rowling said this might not be the end of Harry Potter. Little advice, whatever you do, don't make prequels. [Word.]
16:40 For Michele Bachmann to accuse the President of chutzpah, mispronouncing the word in the process, is classic, Oy, the irony!
17:17 @VictoriaDahl What are these flaws of which you speak?
18:27 Off to @SJRep. It's One Man Star Wars tonight. Will the audience show up in Force?
19:24 Psycho Donuts in downtown San Jose is selling wookiee balls. Guess that's one way to keep 'em from breeding.
19:40 Listening to original trilogy Star Wars music. It's been way too long.
19:45 @scapersuse They're playing it before One Man Star Wars Trilogy begins. One Canadian man, I must point out.
19:53 For every empty seat at One Man Star Wars, an ewok cries. Or farts. One of those. @SJRep
22:14 One Man Star Wars was nerd humor at its finest. Also, his Gollum is almost as good as @donttrythis. Can @SJRep get One Man LotR? Please?

2011-07-14

Wednesday's Tweets

08:21 Why are Macs so quick to connect to the network? http://bit.ly/qDtRKK (Hint: their code wasn't written by morons.)
09:07 I got 58 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:21 @joshtpm Death To Pawlenty?
10:35 @joshtpm Citizen TPaw
10:37 @joshtpm Pawlenty and Bust
10:38 @joshtpm On second thought, make that CItizen Tim.
11:55 Gosh, Repug Rep Darrell Issa's a hypocrite? Cancels hearing when evidence doesn't fit his bias. http://bit.ly/oKNtrb
19:58 Just saw a trailer for the Smurfs movie. Did no one learn anything from the Chipmunks? Or Garfield? Or Scooby Doo? Or Rocky & Bullwinkle?

2011-07-13

Tuesday's Tweets

09:07 I got 58 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
14:14 @alwayscoffee @VictoriaDahl Imperfect 34C = 36D on the left, 32B on the right. That averages out right, right?
18:25 And I thought some of my photo shoots were overly complicated. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKpxd8hzOcQ&feature=youtu.be
22:10 @annvosspeterson Very good news, Ann. Now on to the recall vote! #wiunion

2011-07-12

Monday's Tweets

09:05 I got 39 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:18 After 4 years of final Farscape cons, the Creation folks are saying they mean it this time! I was at the start; guess I'll be at the end.
10:23 @altonbrown Don't be sorry. Some of us enjoy the drivel. That's part of the joy that is Twitter.
11:28 @scapersuse Luck. Hope it goes well, they like you, you like them and it lasts a good long time.
13:06 For Michele Bachmann's husband, does Ph.D. stand for Phony Doctor? http://bit.ly/oGQbUs
17:02 McConnell: The problem with civilian courts is they can't be trusted to vote guilty every time. http://bit.ly/pPqJ9k
17:04 @paulandstorm [S] If you lie down for a bit, the feeling of sanity will pass.
20:18 @VictoriaDahl I wanna see! Here's the avatar @jawboneradio did for me. http://lockerz.com/s/119363701
20:21 Wow. Want for my iPad. http://morrislessmore.com/?p=app

2011-07-11

Sunday's Tweets

09:03 I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5

2011-07-10

Saturday's Tweets

08:56 Heading home from my night in Berkeley. (Would have been a shame to waste a hotel room.) But first a little breakfast at IHOP.
11:47 Hey, frequent guest program! You say you don't know my email address, but when I try to register you say it's already in use. Which is it?
17:32 "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way." http://lockerz.com/s/118688448
17:45 @annvosspeterson Thanks! I knew the moment I took it!

2011-07-09

Friday's Tweets

08:22 Watching the end of an era. http://j.mp/nLG1gE
08:36 A beautiful launch. Godspeed, Atlantis.
09:41 Such an interesting Belly Flop. Seems a shame to eat it. (iPhone needs a macro lens.) http://lockerz.com/s/118209116
09:47 RT @SJRep: In honor of #sjromsw, @psychodonuts in @SJ_Downtown will be selling Wookie Ballz after the show! http://twitpic.com/5n2ogy [Uhh]
09:55 @altonbrown Pine nuts? Is that the official disease of the Pacific Northwest?
09:59 Another employee followed me into the building this morning. His badge had been disabled the morning of his last day. Smooth move, IT.
17:11 Shooting in a Berkeley hotel room with a pale skinned English redhead. Life is cruel sometimes.

2011-07-08

Thursday's Tweets

08:39 Intuit sends a polite "fuck you!" to Mac users of Quicken. Use our inferior Essentials product, never upgrade your OS or lose your data.
09:36 @MythBusters Popcorn. Slightly burned. The official snack food of explosions.
10:13 Cool. @SJRep is remaking their lounge as a Mos Eisley cantina during One Man Star Wars. Got my ticket! http://p0.vresp.com/eZzWfX
10:28 RT @ToryBelleci: Heck yeah I'll be at Comic Con @bonniegrrl. I'm gonna disguise myself as a Slave Leia. Try getting rid of that image. [Eww]
11:03 Listening to the Librivox.org recording of Dickens' Great Expectations. Tried reading it once with no success, but the audiobook's a joy.
11:29 Just decided to head to this year's Great Reno Balloon Race the weekend after Labor Day. Just might find something to photograph.
11:36 Is this the silliest iPhone accessory yet? I love my Nikon lenses, but seriously... http://engt.co/qazVM1
11:56 @alwayscoffee Who could do such a thing, Ally?
11:59 @alwayscoffee Don't cry! I can't stand it when you cry!
12:02 @alwayscoffee Now why would I do that? Shirley you can't be serious!
12:07 @alwayscoffee I just want to go home and rewatch Police Squad. Wonder if they're on Netflix Instant...
12:10 @alwayscoffee Darn. I'm afraid mine might be in my storage locker.
12:22 @alwayscoffee Me too. Darn my feeble efforts to clear a path through my acquisitions! Darn you all!
14:35 @VictoriaDahl Times (& tweets) like these remind me of why I love you & would follow you to the ends of the earth, assuming there's WiFi.
19:50 Trying to get through Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows 1. Deathly tedium is more like it. Forgot how boring that last book was.
20:08 @nprscottsimon Maybe she meant to name her Regan. Can she turn her head 360° and spit pea soup?

2011-07-07

Wednesday's Tweets

08:39 Reading @altonbrown advise @donttrythis on the cooking properties of baby oil made from real babies. The future is a weird place.
09:06 I got 6 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:37 Overreach? Senator, you're the poster child for overreach! http://bit.ly/o0F8rW
11:43 Sign says On The Border is a drug & alcohol free workplace. Really? An alcohol free Mexican restaurant? What's the point of that?
15:17 Dove with a death wish meets world's laziest cat. http://j.mp/mWmoCj
16:57 Finally got my new parabolic umbrella under control. Much failing and swearing were involved. But photography can now commence.
17:08 I'm good with computers and most complex electronics. But give me something mechanical and it'll be tears before bedtime. Maybe even lunch.

2011-07-06

Tuesday's Tweets

08:36 Does the pleasure of a long weekend outweigh the depression of facing the office after it's over? I remain unconvinced.
08:47 RT @TomTomUSA: Have you driven on any of the 20 greatest driving roads in the world (via @popmech): http://bit.ly/jIaobK [I've done only 4.]
09:09 I got 4 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:12 They Might Be Giants cover Chumbawamba. Epic, and far better than the conference call I should be listening to. http://avc.lu/lN5Iqc
09:39 My cube environment as captured by Paper Camera, a new iPhone app. http://lockerz.com/s/117326649
18:41 John Adams: ‘It Is More Important That Innocence Be Protected Than It Is That Guilt Be Punished.’ Seems apropos today. http://bit.ly/p2YT0M
18:45 Get ready for the worst fucking idea on the Internet: http://www.dontclick.it/ Suckus Maximus.

2011-07-04

Sunday's Tweets

07:07 Today I'll make my third attempt to see Crater Lake. Third time lucky? We shall see...
12:28 Turns out there really is a lake at Crater Lake. http://lockerz.com/s/116712720
13:37 Back in California. Next stop: Weed, from which we get... weed, I guess. http://lockerz.com/s/116731205
16:08 Hey, Alanis! Here's one for your Ironic sequel: http://huff.to/leWgvk
16:08 RT @RaynaRamsay: Passed my Exams..... I AM GRADUATING!!! [As if there were any doubt.]

2011-07-03

Saturday's Tweets

06:11 Carpool stickers for hybrids have expired. I have no sympathy, since my Camry didn't qualify for one. http://engt.co/kyUCnR
07:28 Bye, Chico. I'm headed north.
08:52 Cool bridge. http://lockerz.com/s/116288221

2011-07-02

Friday's Tweets

08:03 Easy commute this morning. Recession? Rapture? Or just getting a jump on the long weekend?
08:06 Ann Coulter calls Lady Diana an "anorexic, bulimic narcissist"? I know being a Repug requires you to be self-unaware, but really?
08:26 Oh, Canada, enjoy your day. But moderation, please. Don't act like your neighbors to the south.
09:08 I got 18 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
11:48 @KobeATL Beautiful. But you already knew that.
18:33 @JackieKessler Any signs of change in his condition?
18:35 It's a long weekend so of course I'm road trippin'. Crawling & standstill traffic on 680, but at last I made it to my hotel in Chico.

2011-07-01

Thursday's Tweets

08:55 If Go The F**K to Sleep were written by a Jewish mom to her adult son: http://bit.ly/kr8EDb (Miss you, mom.)
09:05 I got 37 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:18 You must watch Plot Device right now. Seriously, stop what you're doing and watch it. I'll wait. http://bit.ly/mKCHzy
12:34 Is there anyone perkier than @mariancall? Could there be? Listen to Good Morning Moon, if you dare... http://bit.ly/kPHYSC
14:38 RT @ebertchicago: Reading this, I am humbled. I was way, way too easy on "Transformers 3." http://bit.ly/mCFpDP [He really didn't like it.]
20:46 Helped a friend move his studio tonight, followed by Mongolian BBQ. A good job all around.

2011-06-30

Wednesday's Tweets

09:06 I got 38 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
17:11 Here's a dilemma. Watch my new Blu-Ray of LotR this weekend, or go on the road trip I have planned? Pity my laptop just has regular DVD.
17:28 @VictoriaDahl You *do* like to make an impression, don't you?
19:08 Just discovered Printopia for sending from iStuff to Macs & Mac-accessible printers. Genius. http://www.ecamm.com/mac/printopia/

2011-06-29

Tuesday's Tweets

09:14 I got 16 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:04 @paulandstorm [P] I totally read that as CHES-ti-culls. Wasn't thinking Greek god at all.
13:03 @reduced Postal Museum? It's right next to Union Station, which is also kind of cool.
13:37 @reduced You know what they say: Philately will get you anywhere!
16:40 Really, Weather? I thought we were done with rain for the season.
16:40 Goody! Amazon says my Blu-Ray of LOTR is on its way!
16:56 @lustyreader Really? @VictoriaDahl is squee-worthy? I had no idea!
21:14 Back from our gallery show. It was just us photographers. Still fun, although that may have been the margaritas. In fact, I'm sure of it.

2011-06-28

Monday's Tweets

09:11 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
16:40 Note to Michele Bachmann: John Wayne Gacy is generally not considered praiseworthy. http://bit.ly/mnNRxO
20:59 Tomorrow night a friend is showing our work at his studio. Tonight was spent framing and mounting photos. My first exhibition.

2011-06-27

Sunday's Tweets

20:49 Spent the afternoon shooting fashion. Which means I'll spend the next week editing fashion photos.

2011-06-26

Saturday's Tweets

17:07 More Americans have positive views of gay marriage than they do of the Catholic Church. There's a lesson here. http://huff.to/ij5X9R

2011-06-25

Friday's Tweets

10:47 @lomara Push the button, Max! (RIP, Peter Falk.)
18:51 The vote is about to begin in the NY Senate. State of my birth, make me proud. http://bit.ly/CYj5F
19:07 @ThePlumLineGS Not just evolution, but truly intelligent design.
19:30 New York is a better place. When will California be able to say that?
20:09 RT @nprscottsimon: Friend notes Whitey Bulger rented apt nr Santa Monica beach for $1,140/month & wonders: "Is it open now?" [Ah, rent ctl.]

2011-06-24

Thursday's Tweets

05:51 @mariancall Midnight Bacon is my Grass Roots cover band.
12:31 My mom used to say that figures don't lie, but boy, can liars figure! Bad stats on post-Fukushima baby deaths in US. http://bit.ly/lDRP0J
12:34 Is "Thou shalt not be fat" a Google commandment? http://bit.ly/kmSP0Q
16:17 @VictoriaDahl I thought it just make you an awesome piece of ass. Being a feminist is a side issue.

2011-06-23

Wednesday's Tweets

08:12 Half term governor half completes splashy bus tour. Who's surprised? http://bit.ly/in1P3V
09:14 A friend has an even longer history of working at failing tech firms than I do. A while back he left Sun for RIM. http://bit.ly/jbLIHz
09:23 Georgia goes after illegal immigrants, destroys agriculture in the state. Should've seen that coming. http://bit.ly/iJ4REN
11:01 Coworker just told me she's taking early retirement. Is it awful that my greatest sadness is at losing a source of free candy?
11:26 Just because the auto industry has lied to us in the past doesn't mean they're lying now. It doesn't, right? http://bit.ly/jJdW86
12:17 Westboro Baptist Church pickets Jackass star Ryan Dunn's funeral. Hard to know who's worse. Oh yeah, not the dead guy. http://huff.to/k1hTGP

2011-06-22

Tuesday's Tweets

08:04 Fox edits out proof of Jon Stewart's accusations of bias. Truth hurts, huh? http://wapo.st/mbFJjP
19:01 The secret life of stuff: http://bit.ly/kOgqr4

2011-06-21

Monday's Tweets

11:25 First day back in the office after staying home sick all last week. Shaky but definitely on the mend.
11:39 So that story about a rabbinic court sentencing a dog to death by stoning? Complete doggy poo. http://bit.ly/mHbYf7
17:04 @alwayscoffee Nothing more boring than whining about being sick. I had to endure it, but figured I'd spare my friends.
17:04 @scapersuse Thanks, Suse. Me too!
20:39 @froonium Only 4? Throw in a yeti and I'd watch. You could call it Furscape!
20:57 @froonium That would that make him a nyeti, da?

2011-06-20

Sunday's Tweets

14:18 RT @TheTweetOfGod: To Glenn Beck: Happy Frother's Day! [Hee!]