2011-11-30
| 10:20 |
@reduced I'm thinking a chuffaw sounds less like like one of the Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television. |
| 10:57 |
MSFT lets you try Windows Phone 7 on the web. I tried it at MSFT Store. Didn't hate it, but didn't like it either. http://t.co/blswj9Uo |
| 12:53 |
Rick Perry doesn't care about voters under 21. Unless... could it be he doesn't *know* the voting age? http://t.co/QBsOyNfg |
| 19:45 |
Listening to Something Fierce, the new album by @MarianCall. So cool, although seeing her perform live's just that much better. |
| 20:53 |
Just got the weirdest call from the Obama campaign. I swear this woman must work phone sex lines during office hours. And not in a good way. |
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2011-11-29
| 08:20 |
@VictoriaDahl Hurry and get better, Victoria. This place is awfully dull without you. |
| 11:34 |
Gov. Brownback staff says they overreacted to student's dis on Twitter. Gee, ya think? http://t.co/47gQuH3D |
| 11:59 |
Via @thinkgeek, urine-controlled video games. Is nothing sacred? http://t.co/aOGm1CBW |
| 14:33 |
The phishers are out in force. One attempt against PayPal last week; one against Apple today. I remain vigilant. |
| 15:19 |
RT @JamesPMorrison: Herman Cain appears to be a man trapped in several women's bodies. [Starting to feel sorry for the poor boob.] |
| 15:25 |
RT @chrismarquardt: The U.S http://t.co/6MzIxgy3 [Yep, that's about the size of it.] |
| 16:37 |
Best conversation ever. @StephenAtHome interviews @NeilTyson about cosmology and a lot of other stuff. http://t.co/vfhdOiIC |
| 17:25 |
@VictoriaDahl Not a laugh track. That's actual laughter from a studio audience. |
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2011-11-28
| 13:10 |
Just made my first purchases in the Apple Store using the Apple Store app. Great; an even easier way to part with my money. |
| 13:12 |
Microsoft Store is open at Valley Fair. Just like the Apple Store, only louder and full of crap products I'd never want to buy. |
| 13:13 |
MSFT Store has a slate for $1100. Bigger, heavier & more expensive than an iPad. Sure, I'd buy that. |
| 15:06 |
Enjoying the Premiere episode of #Farscape on Blu-Ray. Looks great, although weird to watch 4x3 on a widescreen set. "You fart helium?" |
| 18:45 |
Interesting piece on @OnTheMedia this week about Cow Clicker, a Facebook app I thought was pointless. Turns out that was exactly the point. |
| 18:49 |
BTW, MSFT Store has Kindles on display (but not the Fire). Tried them. Hated them. |
| 19:14 |
RT @mariancall: *wants to be Eowyn* [I thought you were!] |
| 19:40 |
@mariancall But I realize I've never seen the two of you in the same place. Hmm... |
| 20:30 |
@joshtpm Really? When I dumped #earthlink for AT&T DSL, they canceled me without any argument. At least that's how I remember it... |
| 20:36 |
@joshtpm Wow. Definitely not my experience. AmEx was another matter. They took a *lot* of convincing to let me go. |
| 21:22 |
So if I insult a Governor, can I have thousands of followers too? (In honor of @emmakate988, who deserves the honor and all her followers.) |
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2011-11-27
2011-11-26
| 13:20 |
In the Black Friday battle, Fry's wins over Best Buy by having enough parking. Managed to buy nothing, so I win too. |
| 13:20 |
RT @paulandstorm: [S] Wow...Beaufort, SC is beautiful! Old houses...Spanish moss, and-OH THE HORROR! http://t.co/97bvA6sR [Shocking!] |
| 13:56 |
MSFT says Siri's just like TellMe. This Aussie demo suggests otherwise. http://t.co/DnIUYQfy |
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2011-11-24
| 09:13 |
Rick Perry: In every person's soul, there is a hole that can only be filled by the Lord Jesus Christ. Me: Fuck off and die, Rick Perry. |
| 09:43 |
Glad to know Romney's campaign isn't bugged by that whole Bear False Witness thing in the 10 Commandments. http://t.co/gQMSGsxo |
| 10:48 |
@millhouseyiddo What can I say? As a non-Christian, I take offense at any claim that Their Way is the only way. Even worse from a candidate. |
| 11:02 |
@millhouseyiddo I know you were going for comic effect. I just felt the need to say why it was such an offensive remark. |
| 11:03 |
@millhouseyiddo Besides, any rant against Christians has to be done before Thanksgiving, else it get filed under the War on Christmas. |
| 12:34 |
@millhouseyiddo Naw, Perry's done. Looking like Mittens, with Newt a dark horse possibility. |
| 12:39 |
@millhouseyiddo No, Perry's the forgetful one. Mittens is the "say whatever you want to hear" flip-flopper. |
| 16:39 |
Me? I'm thankful for @paulandstorm, & not just because they were part of the group that gave us Enormous Penis. http://t.co/Iax2Bz2e |
| 17:13 |
@cschweitz @joshtpm As with the Fox News babes, I can't let your hotness obscure your vile views. Muppets are good for America! |
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2011-11-23
| 06:21 |
Once again, study shows Fox News viewers don't know nuthin. In other news, gravity sucks. http://t.co/flbOxoQq |
| 08:49 |
No, Michele Bachmann. The press doesn't ignore you because you're a woman. They do it because you're a loser. http://t.co/Y6RdzqFt |
| 09:08 |
RT @DRUNKHULK: FOX SAY PEPPER SPRAY LIKE FOOD! CONGRESS SAY PIZZA LIKE VEGETABLE! NEXT THEY SAY LIFE LIKE CEREAL! APPLE LIKE COMPUTER! |
| 10:09 |
Wow. Did Mittens Romney really say all these evil things? http://t.co/ArOcJxrh |
| 10:25 |
In case you thought racist humor was passé, welcome to Wodka: http://t.co/5v1Xo7oN |
| 11:31 |
RT @wilw: VOTE GONZO! http://t.co/c6EWkTli #TeamGonzo [I did!] |
| 15:50 |
A world without Anne McCaffrey is a colder, duller place. Pern misses you, and so do I. |
| 18:28 |
Thank you, Amazon, for not taking down these wonderful pepper spray reviews. Not yet, anyway. http://t.co/K3UVQUjf |
| 19:40 |
Wanna feel good about your iPad? Read these instructions for getting a screen shot of a Kindle Fire. http://t.co/8V1DMs8U |
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2011-11-22
| 14:31 |
One of the @tmbg Johns will DJ on JoCoCruiseCrazy? I am full of squee. http://t.co/0t7LdX7p |
| 17:32 |
Back from LA and the #Farscape con this morning. Exhausted after a 9:25am flight. How much worse my original 6:30 flight plan? Need sleep. |
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2011-11-19
| 15:05 |
What you make on the beer, you lose on the peanuts. Saved 100s buying a cheap ticket to the Farscape con. Blew that & more on a browncoat. |
| 17:07 |
Forgot how much Scapers feel like family. And that includes the cast. I've missed you guys. |
| 17:18 |
@cabri No. Mine's from Pendragon. Love their work. |
| 23:46 |
just back from the fabulous cabaret. Imagine Braca and Grayza singing Suddenly Meeklo, which will only make sense to a #Farscape fan. |
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2011-11-18
| 14:11 |
Been so long since I flew out of San Jose, I forgot they moved long term parking. Glad I gave myself lots of time. |
| 14:33 |
Fastest I think I've ever gone through airport security. Guess Thursday early afternoon isn't a popular time to fly out of SJC. |
| 19:23 |
What's wrong with this picture? http://t.co/HH9i6dsy |
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2011-11-17
| 12:41 |
RT @ThePlumLineGS: RT @petersuderman "They’re the same fucking bill." http://t.co/UJ9o0G9w [Oh, Mittens. Just admit what we all know.] |
| 13:38 |
@mattkozovski I had a blast at Chris's Toronto workshop. I bet you will too! @chrismarquardt |
| 15:46 |
Just checked in for my flight to LAX tomorrow. Gonna spend a weekend with my Scaper buds. There will likely be beer involved. |
| 18:16 |
@paulandstorm "We don't need you"? What kind of language is that? You seemed such nice boys. |
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2011-11-16
2011-11-15
| 07:45 |
Off to S San Fran to learn about photography from Scott Kelby. Hoping for a fun and educational day. |
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2011-11-14
| 09:27 |
100k Atlas Shrugged DVDs recalled because they suggested people not act like self-centered dicks. Now that's comedy! http://t.co/183uVQSi |
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2011-11-13
| 08:31 |
Amazon leads massive shakeup in publishing. Big lesson to microstock agencies like iStock who screw their suppliers. http://t.co/tdu37WG7 |
| 10:15 |
Conan's farewell to The Tonight Show as kinetic typography. Cooler than it sounds. Amazingly cool. http://t.co/xWJRpWeG |
| 10:18 |
Bill O'Reilly is just as truth-challenged regarding history as he is with current events.http://bit.ly/tIWEXY |
| 10:23 |
@cschweitz iOS 5.0.1 fixes a few bugs, including some security issues. If you upgrade from the phone itself, it's quick. No problems. |
| 12:30 |
@paulandstorm Since you love & recommend @ThrillingAdv, may I suggest @Decoder_Ring? A little more serious (a very little) but sublime. |
| 16:59 |
Looks like my iPhone/Microcell problems may be false positives. It all works, even when the phone says it has no signal. Weird, huh? |
| 17:09 |
Herman Cain would overthrow Iran's government? Been there, done that, had our embassy occupied when they took it back. Not our finest hours. |
| 18:20 |
RT @TPM: Cain and Bachmann pledge to bring back waterboarding: http://t.co/nEqpA9GL [Of each other?] |
| 19:46 |
Listening to Shatner cover of Bohemian Rhapsody on @Coverville. God, please make it stop! We're talking Mr. Tambourine Man level of awful. |
| 22:31 |
Michele Bachmann demands equal opportunity for her campaign? I thought she was opposed to that kind of thing. http://t.co/x0lKEHyC |
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2011-11-12
| 09:22 |
Happy Nigel Tufnel Day. This day goes to 11! |
| 09:45 |
Funny that @altonbrown RTs tweets that insult him. Not doing that, both because I enjoy his shows a lot and because I won't tweet whore. |
| 10:09 |
Just got tickets for the Mythbusters Tour at Flint Center in January. BTW, Ticketmaster, you have found a new way to suck. Die, die, die! |
| 10:47 |
Making fun of Rick Perry's brain freeze is now a thing. http://t.co/w5kyu0eh |
| 16:01 |
Can you spare two minutes to watch Rick Perry do his drooling idiot impression? He's really good at it. http://t.co/PdBRT3Mc |
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2011-11-11
| 11:34 |
Updating iPhone to iOS 5.0.1. Curious to see if I notice any difference. |
| 16:01 |
I wasn't gonna buy Farscape on Blu-Ray. I mean, I've already bought it three times. Enough, right? Damn you, Amazon. http://t.co/5YnnDQ7S |
| 16:01 |
RT @laurenme0w: Tomorrow is 11/11/11, not 11/11/11. Bloody Americans. [Glad she straightened that out.] |
| 16:18 |
Here's a shocker: the makers of Farmville cheat their employees out of their IPO windfall. (Scumbags.) http://t.co/Hjr63Utw |
| 16:53 |
A Scaper friend points out that http://t.co/UmDBHWKb has the Farscape Blu-Ray for even less than Amazon. $6.89 saved after tax & shipping. |
| 17:34 |
Looks like I'm not the only one with AT&T Microcell problems since moving to iOS 5. Hope they figure this out quick. http://t.co/Sm9iVz5G |
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2011-11-10
| 03:48 |
So it turns out the future of multimedia on mobile devices isn't Flash after all. Steve Jobs was right again. Shocking. http://t.co/rar2CIoA |
| 13:01 |
Busy day. Morning's photo shoot done, afternoon shoot after a quick lunch. |
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2011-11-09
| 08:26 |
Oh, Jon Huntsman. Too bad you'll never be the nominee. Then again... http://t.co/6q14AmCv |
| 08:31 |
RT @joshtpm: Jon Stewart: Refusing Media Questions, Herman Cain Is Saying ‘No Means No’ http://t.co/IrolDhZn via @TPM [How ironic!] |
| 08:33 |
http://t.co/wMjVgTFq is coming to town, and I'll be there to learn from him. Maybe I'll find out what these extra buttons on my camera do. |
| 09:05 |
Weird to have election day with no actual electing going on. No propositions or nuthin'. |
| 10:42 |
Vanna White's Greek myth movie only the 2nd worst? Hard to believe. (Most sucktastic acting debut ever.) http://t.co/TflkD6Oo |
| 19:57 |
Good to know only 41% of Mississippians are fucking insane. |
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2011-11-08
| 10:55 |
@barryeisler It's like a big American flag hug! |
| 13:53 |
RT @joshtpm: Rush Limbaugh: It's Pronounced Sharon 'Buy-A-Lick (Slurp, Slurp)' http://t.co/mOeFNjgZ [Stay classy, Rush.] |
| 13:56 |
RT @mostlylisa: How does the iPhone 4S measure-up against all other iPhone models in low light shooting? http://t.co/muAF99iR [Amazing.] |
| 16:21 |
Power just went out, and came back after 15 seconds or so. WTF? |
| 16:28 |
Not surprising that Iowans who think Cain's fit to be president also believe these accusations are a giant conspiracy. http://t.co/uk1f4nr8 |
| 18:33 |
Oh, Richard Schickel. Why didn't I consult you before TiVo-ing The Day The Earth Stood Still? http://t.co/s6zpIeu7 |
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2011-11-06
| 08:29 |
With Andy Rooney gone, who will be the next poster child for cranky? |
| 20:38 |
@VictoriaDahl Heavy petting? You mean there are puppies? |
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2011-11-05
2011-11-04
| 08:27 |
As much fun as it is to watch, does anyone really believe a buffoon like Herman Cain will really be the Repug nominee? |
| 11:10 |
Try this now. Go to Google and type in "do a barrel roll" without quotes. You'll laugh. |
| 18:38 |
Hey, http://t.co/mJkRYN7y! I don't want girls who love Jesus. I want them to love me. (Ad fail on Facebook) |
| 19:27 |
How can you not love @Molly23 and Stephen Fry? http://t.co/MselrLKN |
| 20:51 |
Wow. http://t.co/yfp589a9 #OccupyOakland |
| 22:02 |
Don't watch much TV any more, aside from @TheDailyShow & @ColbertReport. But boy, have I missed #Bones. Good episode tonight. |
| 22:40 |
This video combines four of my favorite things. I'll let you figure out what they are, but they're all awesome. http://t.co/Bez3LDkk |
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2011-11-03
| 13:31 |
Glenn Beck's sponsors weren't on the up and up? How will I stand the shock? http://t.co/ir8O5b7d |
| 18:29 |
"Our field (social psychology) is one where a great deal of currency is placed on surprising you." Surprise! http://t.co/fXtDAGMl |
| 18:34 |
RT @HunterDK: I have not been sexually harassed by Herman Cain. I am the one percent. [Eww!] |
| 18:45 |
@alwayscoffee We had a portrait session: photographers shooting each other. It was hysterical! |
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2011-11-02
| 09:01 |
Spent last night at a friend's, helping to distribute candy. Costumes are so much better than when I was a kid. Jealous. |
| 09:35 |
@Mr_R0b0t0 That wasn't my tweet. It was a reply from @HelloTheFuture. |
| 09:35 |
@HelloTheFuture I bet you looked cute, if a bit low rent. Any photographic evidence? |
| 10:53 |
Yet another reason to avoid licorice. As if the taste wasn't enough of one. http://t.co/datZ4jWW |
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2011-11-01
| 07:35 |
On Planned Parenthood and race, as with so much else, Herman Cain is a lying sack of shit. http://t.co/WPaLCoBQ |
| 08:47 |
Planned Parenthood gives advice on safe sex with vampires. No, not Republicans, although that was my first guess. http://t.co/EMzF8pri |
| 08:56 |
Well, color me shocked! All's not well with Kim Kardashain's marriage? Who could possibly have seen that one coming? http://t.co/EmcoVWIv |
| 14:33 |
Booking shore excursions for @jococruisecrazy next February. So now I know where we're going! And no, I didn't know before just now. |
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2011-10-31
2011-10-30
| 08:03 |
Siri's mad as hell & not gonna take it any more. http://t.co/NZoxgddL (Want an iPhone 4S so bad...) |
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2011-10-29
| 07:14 |
Accidental corporate decision making: how Disney banned Tweedledum & Dee. http://t.co/yVIJ2H64 |
| 08:53 |
Tea Baggers want Bachmann to quit race & leave terrifying asshole slot to Rick Perry. But she's prettier! http://t.co/flaUPc0F |
| 23:17 |
Back from my photo shoot. The model is 7 1/2 months pregnant, a first for me. More photos to edit... |
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2011-10-28
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